Typhoon "What the Hell it is so fRickin' Cold" has disrupted the activities for Netball.
So for entertainment I thought I would tell you a joke from Good Will Hunting:
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A pilot brings his jumbo jet up to cruising altitude, turns on autopilot and leans back in his chair and says to his co-pilot,
"Man, I could really use a blow job and a cup of coffee."
Unfortunately the microphone to the cabin was on and the crew and passengers heard the pilots talking.
An airline stewardess runs up to the front of the plane to warn the pilot. As she runs by a passenger yells out,
"Don't forget the coffee"
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Maybe I might delete that one from the series if the girls ever review this blog when they grow up.
Hahahaha --- they should have used that line on Snakes on a Plane. Love Nana
ReplyDeleteKeep posting James, we love to hear from you...BUT, just so you can share this blog (or portions thereof) with your children, here are some jokes more appropriate for them...LOL..
ReplyDeleteQ: What's a tiger running a copy machine called?
A: A copycat!
Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker?
A. Because he was playing with a cheetah
Q: Where does a tiger sleep?
A: Anywhere he wants to!
Q: What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
A: A tiger lily!
Q: Whats striped and bouncy?
A: A tiger on a pogo stick!
Q: What do you call a tiger that likes to dig in the sand?
A: Sandy claws!
I can add to that!
ReplyDeleteQ: How do tigers describe themselves?
A: Purr-fect!
Q: What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman?
A: Frost-bite!
Q: On which side does a tiger have most stripes?
A: On the outside.
Q: Who went into the tigers den and came out alive?
A: The tiger.
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger and a sheep?
A: A stripey sweater.
Q: What's striped and goes round and round?
A: A tiger in a revolving door.
Q: What's the silliest name you can give a tiger?
A: Spot.
Q: If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what's a tiger?
A: Stri-ped.
Love, Aunty Shelley